Dark Dreams are Made

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Favorite Tumblr stories

Gonna pin this one and start adding links and updates.

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Superhero insurance part 2

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Are fedoras really that bad? (3M notes babey)

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Ah here we go: my personal credo.

"We're the Doctors without Borders and we're here to help"

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"Hello, adventurer..."

Todd the demon grandson LINK!

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Life hack list 101, and moving out

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Basic stretches for body function (and the website with more)

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Note: the bulk of this thread was posed on 11/5/2020 and was added to sporadically thru 8/13/2021. This is Part 1 because apparently it's too long for tumblr?
Part 2
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So you want to know more about antisemitism outside the context of Nazis ...

99.99999% of conspiracy theories are either rooted in antisemitism or antisemitism is a key component

Yad Vashem has a bunch of things, here’s a free online course about antisemitism:

Poke around the National Museum of American Jewish History’s site (it’s The Best Jewish museum in the US, IMO).

Handy guide with examples from social media:

Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg is great and has a number of informational threads.

On Antisemitism:

How to be a good ally around antisemitism:  1) educate yourself on its history and context, learn how it differs from (and manifests differently than) other oppressions.   1/x short thread  — Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) December 30, 2019ALT

On Judeo-Christian and why you should delete it from your vocabulary:

“Judeo-Christian” isn’t a thing. It a) positions Jews & Christians against Muslims, is Islamophobic b) elides Christian oppression & murder of Jews over more than 1000 years & c) ignores Jewish civilization worldwide & facts of key Jewish developments in Middle East & N Africa.  — Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) January 27, 2019ALT

On why you should stop using “Pharisees” as a pejorative:

So, if you mean as Empire, I'm with you.   But I see a lot of replies using the word "Pharisees," which a) weren't Jesus' opponent, he *was* a Pharisee having intra-communal debates w/his own people and b) if that's what was meant, it's an antisemitic dog whistle!   1/x thread https://t.co/vviO1cBrAo  — Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) February 8, 2019ALT
PSA: "Pharisee" is an antisemitic cudgel. Jesus was a Jew arguing w/his fellow Jews abt the future of Judaism. That word has been used to murder & expel us for centuries. If you use "Pharisee" to describe Sanders you imply that Jewish law condones these atrocities. It does not.  — Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) June 14, 2018ALT

Here’s an essay on why “fake Christian” and “not a real Christian” are harmful rhetoric:

(Look, I get the impulse. Ben Shapiro is shitbag. So are Laura Loomer, Stephen Miller, Mort Klein, etc. but No True Scotsman-ing isn’t actually helpful.)

“But Israel!” Nope. Stop right there. Explainers:

https://newjewishagenda.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/the-past.pdf

(My main critique of both of these is that they’re pretty Ashkenormative and gloss over the effect Israel’s creation had on Mizrahi Jews living in other MENA countries.)

Short thread/statement from a Palestinian activist that succinctly summarizes his distaste with folks using Palestinians to legitimize their antisemitism:

https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/980015842460016640?s=21

Thread from a Black Jew about how Jews are often perceived by Gentiles of Color, which is a helpful perspective on how positive stereotypes and proximity to whiteness can put marginalized communities in conflict. These conflicts doubly hurt those who belong to both:

https://twitter.com/thespinsterymc/status/1189266271923257349?s=21

antisemitism stopping antisemitism resources
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Les sphinx au dictionnaire   -   Francine van Hove

French b.1942-

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would love to see more non-sexualized nudity like this in art. this, right here? this is every woman: just at home relaxing with her tits out. she doesn’t have her tits out to please anybody but herself–she’s lounging around, she’s hanging out with her cat, she has her tits out just because. that’s a whole mood. that’s relatable, realistic, and very human. and it’s so superior to the massive amount of art we have of women frolicking around with their backs arched to appeal to the male gaze. lady just doesn’t wanna wear a bra. just wants to lounge around with a book and a cat and her tits just hanging. respect

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So I was trying to figure out what the artist was portraying here or what was going on and I couldn’t find a lot of info but I did find More

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Naked ladies vibing with books and food seems to be her thing and I’m here for it.

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This makes an incredible and resounding amount of sense

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“My main theme is, without a doubt, that intimacy and peace which women know when they are alone, when they enjoy such simple pleasures as reading during breakfast, or losing themselves staring into the eyes of a cat, or just sleeping.” -  Francine Van Hove

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OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

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WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

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BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

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Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

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OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

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…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

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CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

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Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

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Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

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Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

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I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

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what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

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SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

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theres a dead body

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Are you people blind!?

Why would she let her dog be on the kitchen that she’s trying to clean!? My god Barbie, how have you lost it so much!?

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Some of the custom portraits I have made for folks for the last month! Thank you for letting me work for you! 🌷

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Hey friends! So, This has 1k reblogs, but I am editing this on March 31, Philippines time (which means I am 1 day ahead of US folk)- It would really mean the world to me if you guys could please please reblog this! It’s my birth month tomorrow, and my bday wish is stability TuT

I am in desperate need of help.

On March 17, My sister was sick for two weeks due to acute Laryngitis. On March 19, my mom lost all vision on one of her eyes, and we had to go to several drs until one took her pain seriously and finally diagnosed her with Glaucoma. 4 days ago, mom was taken in for emergency surgery, but ultimately she was sent home bc the pressure on her eyes were so high that they could not operate on her;  So she was sent back home to make herself stable and prepare for operation; Her one eye is constantly swollen and very red, And she is in so much pain she cannot eat bc of her nausea; On March 29, I had to go to the dentist because I had a cavity that cracked my teeth in half and the pain on it was unbearable; And finally, yesterday, I had to take my dog to the vet because he was looking under the weather ):.. Needless to say.. March has been extremely hard on me, and tomorrow, we will go back to the  doctor to see if my mom can be operated on. I only have 400 usd saved / to spare, and the estimated cost of her surgery is 1,000 usd (please keep in mind we are not from the US), and I am still unsure if she will be confined after her surgery. I am opening my portrait commissions, each portrait would be 65 usd-

I specialize in drawing fantasy ocs, though I am just about willing to draw anything as long as it’s legal atp. My samples are above, and the portrait will include the background, you can request any ornamentation you’d like, props and stuff! I’m also happy to provide wips and send updates whenever.. Just. Need help and regain my footing and stability :’) I know this is very long, but I am dumbfounded over how hard this month has been.

You can order a commission here!

ORDER HERE << KO-FI ORDER FORM (LINK)

and also... my tipping jar is here (LINK) if you just want to help out or something like that, I’m still in no position to refuse help

I also have an inprnt, where I sell most of my art as prints!! Maybe you’d like to pick something up there, that would also be very cool...!!

again, here are my links!

> order a commission on ko-fi

> tip / donate

> buy a print!

Thank you so, so much for reading all the way, please, please please reblog if you can! I appreciate it so much

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

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Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

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I’m scheduling this for every month

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IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

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THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

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*slams reblog button*

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Welp it’s that day again

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Do people just have this queued or something`??